Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
(via captainesc)
She just like wow
You can adopt a kid. You cant uncommit suicide
(Source: devlinboof, via captainesc)
A lot of people bein’ real negative about Sonic’s new design. I honestly don’t see what the problem is.
(via captainesc)
*The Birth of Modern Oligarchy
dont fucking forget what happened in 1980… fucking reagan and reaganonics. this is why republicans still celebrate that shitty old bitch
(via captainesc)
If he’s your man why is he rolled up in my katamari
(via cockyvonmurdertits)
(Source: paxamericana, via metalbatteryzone)